1) Booty dancing. (Although I don't think anyone should really be doing that! But at my age it just looks like a train wreck.)
2) Staying up past midnight. (Which now makes me feel like I have a hang over even if I haven't had a drop of alcohol.)
And after yesterday...
3) Skinny Jeans (Well, actually any fashion item that has the word "skinny" in the title.)
I mean dude! I look like a wanna be hipster/emo boy. Actually... I look like my awesomely cool oldest little brother, except without the cool factor.
See, what happened was, I ran into Old Navy to get Turtle a fleece outfit to keep her warm this weekend. As I walked in I saw a table full of skinny jeans. Having seen tons of adorable outfits consisting of skinny jeans on Pinterest and given my style-envy/best friend's ability to include them in her wardrobe, I thought, "What the heck! I'll try on a pair!"
I laughed so hard in the dressing room that I thought they were going to send someone to check on me. Then I snapped this picture and set it to my best friend and brother. Both of whom got a huge laugh out of it! Granted my best friend said if I changed the shirt and shoes I could probably pull it off. But I'm afraid I'd have to have a whole new wardrobe and that would negate the 30% off coupon I have for Old Navy.
So, I have a feeling I'm just too old for skinny jeans. Have you come to terms with being too old for something lately?
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